The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache
KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights
4 comments:
excuse me, but dont hate jus because who ever u r is a blonde. brunettes rock most of this world. nd blondes r jus retarded. nd well, brunettes are way smarter...paris hilton is like ur idol probably....o wait...do u understand me or r u retarded...dnt eva make fun of brunettes agen...u hater...nd hispanics rule too! Woo! PUERTO RICO!!!...hater...bye!
Might have to be retarded to understand this persons comments..
Please learn proper english, not your half assed dumb shit internet typing.
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haha guys its all in good fun. Blondes are bubbly and fun , but Brunettes are smart and intriguing . I mean how many blond belly-dancers are there?
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