woopsie!!!

so my daughter is talking with her friend after a final and says "I'm going to go sell my books back. Do you think I should keep my math book?" Her friend looks at her and says "I believe that you should since you borrowed it from me in the first place!"

Oh Prefect!

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Ever work on something so long that you are so sure you have got it perfect?
That happened to me.

I had a document that I had spell checked and proofed till the cows came home.
The document was quite nearly perfect...Only one typo...

Perfect was not so much perfection as it was spelled Prefect.

Sometimes I am selectively blonde, and sometimes I am truly blonde.

Red faced and busted.....

So we have begun interviewing for a rep position. A possibility interviewed yesterday and was sitting with one of our seasoned reps to get a feel for the job. This “wannabe” was male and nice looking. Another rep returned from lunch and noted something different in the atmosphere. She made a phone call to the seasoned rep and said “Who’s the hottie sitting by you?” The seasoned rep replied with “Why don’t you ask him? He’s monitoring this call.” WHOOPS!!

Are You Psychic?

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Well I was in the airport this weekend. Airports are one of the top five places to watch people. Anyway this chic was on her phone talking all out loud about her personal business to some girl who couldn't have cared on the other end. She was completely shocked when I called her by name and ask private questions. Then she had the nerve to ask if I was psychic?


At this point, I could have been a serial killer. Sometimes I think people deserve what they get. Why would you have a private conversation in a crowded place; especially a loud private converation. Not to mention the people who can't get off the phone to place their orders, checkout groceries, while talking to someone else in person...how RUDE! The equally bad part is how "hot" she thought she was. Sorry honey, subzero!

At The Top of The World

Don't you hate it when somebody moves something that you specificly placed so you wouldn't be looking for it later.

You know how the senario goes: Who moved my sunglasses? Have you seen my sunglasses? They were right here! If I wanted them moved I would have moved them. What??? Hungh??? Oh, yeah, these. Who put those on my head without me knowing it?

out of the darkness.....

My friend’s daughter was returning from her summer on the east coast. The drive home took her through a tunnel in the mountains. She grew concerned at the severe darkness. Her lights were on. What was the deal? She was straining to see…leaning up over the wheel, squinting trying to pierce the darkness. Upon her exit of the tunnel, a realization struck her…….

SHE WAS WEARING HER DARK SUNGLASSES!

Blonde Ambition

They say blondes have more fun. Nothing runs like a deer. How do I get blondeer? Hmmm, I meant blonder, if thats a word. What is this blog about and nobody is watching you laugh. Its ok...blondes do have more fun...in fact, they just have more!