Can this be real

where am i....

So a friend of mine asked me to come watch his hockey game yesterday afternoon. I didn't have anything else to do and it was free, so I was all over it. BTW...it's a great way to keep cool in these here dog daze heading into summer.

So I trek over to Southern Ice, grab my jacket (yes...it is rather cool in there) and head in. Now my friend informed me his team was wearing black uniforms. He's a goalie and padded from head to toe, so there just isn't much to recognize. There are two rinks. I looked in at the one on the left and there were kids on the ice, so I opted for rink #2. Yep, there were guys in blue and white, and guys in black & gray. This has to be it! I settle in to watching. Now granted, these rec teams are not the Nashvile Preds. However, it really was good entertainment, and again...free.

Game over.

I wander out into the lobby to wait on my friend and take a peek back in at rink #1.

WHAT????????

There stands my friend in the goalie position with his name on the back of his uniform!! I had watched the wrong game!!

I did manage to catch 12 minutes of the last period of his game, and we did get a good laugh from my mistake.

Yep...the hair may be darker now, but the blonde runs through and through ;)

Blonde's Revenge

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The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights

Good Tongue

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Want some tongue?

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Good tongue....its an endangered species.....

Afternoon Delight

So...picture being really busy all day and skipping lunch.
Picture not enuf hours in the day.
Come home, get dressed for gym and pack bag.

Picture saving time doing two things at once.
Chicken breasts in crockpot, cup of water, butter and onion flakes on high.

Picture nice hard workout and the anticipation of the coming meal.

Picture not plugging in the crockpot??????

woopsie!!!

so my daughter is talking with her friend after a final and says "I'm going to go sell my books back. Do you think I should keep my math book?" Her friend looks at her and says "I believe that you should since you borrowed it from me in the first place!"