Non-Blonde Moments

2010-04-07T05:32:00.001-07:00

Can this be real

2010-03-23T08:45:00.000-07:00

2008-06-09T09:10:00.001-07:00

where am i....

So a friend of mine asked me to come watch his hockey game yesterday afternoon. I didn't have anything else to do and it was free, so I was all over it. BTW...it's a great way to keep cool in these here dog daze heading into summer.

So I trek over to Southern Ice, grab my jacket (yes...it is rather cool in there) and head in. Now my friend informed me his team was wearing black uniforms. He's a goalie and padded from head to toe, so there just isn't much to recognize. There are two rinks. I looked in at the one on the left and there were kids on the ice, so I opted for rink #2. Yep, there were guys in blue and white, and guys in black & gray. This has to be it! I settle in to watching. Now granted, these rec teams are not the Nashvile Preds. However, it really was good entertainment, and again...free.

Game over.

I wander out into the lobby to wait on my friend and take a peek back in at rink #1.

WHAT????????

There stands my friend in the goalie position with his name on the back of his uniform!! I had watched the wrong game!!

I did manage to catch 12 minutes of the last period of his game, and we did get a good laugh from my mistake.

Yep...the hair may be darker now, but the blonde runs through and through ;)

Blonde's Revenge

2008-04-04T11:22:00.000-07:00

The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights

Good Tongue

2008-02-06T13:59:00.000-08:00

Want some tongue?

Good tongue....its an endangered species.....

Afternoon Delight

2008-01-11T09:45:00.000-08:00

So...picture being really busy all day and skipping lunch.
Picture not enuf hours in the day.
Come home, get dressed for gym and pack bag.

Picture saving time doing two things at once.
Chicken breasts in crockpot, cup of water, butter and onion flakes on high.

Picture nice hard workout and the anticipation of the coming meal.

Picture not plugging in the crockpot??????

woopsie!!!

2007-12-11T15:17:00.000-08:00

so my daughter is talking with her friend after a final and says "I'm going to go sell my books back. Do you think I should keep my math book?" Her friend looks at her and says "I believe that you should since you borrowed it from me in the first place!"

Oh Prefect!

2007-09-18T08:16:00.000-07:00

Ever work on something so long that you are so sure you have got it perfect?
That happened to me.

I had a document that I had spell checked and proofed till the cows came home.
The document was quite nearly perfect...Only one typo...

Perfect was not so much perfection as it was spelled Prefect.

Sometimes I am selectively blonde, and sometimes I am truly blonde.

Red faced and busted.....

2007-09-07T11:44:00.000-07:00

So we have begun interviewing for a rep position. A possibility interviewed yesterday and was sitting with one of our seasoned reps to get a feel for the job. This “wannabe” was male and nice looking. Another rep returned from lunch and noted something different in the atmosphere. She made a phone call to the seasoned rep and said “Who’s the hottie sitting by you?” The seasoned rep replied with “Why don’t you ask him? He’s monitoring this call.” WHOOPS!!

Are You Psychic?

2007-08-29T13:29:00.000-07:00

Well I was in the airport this weekend. Airports are one of the top five places to watch people. Anyway this chic was on her phone talking all out loud about her personal business to some girl who couldn't have cared on the other end. She was completely shocked when I called her by name and ask private questions. Then she had the nerve to ask if I was psychic?

At this point, I could have been a serial killer. Sometimes I think people deserve what they get. Why would you have a private conversation in a crowded place; especially a loud private converation. Not to mention the people who can't get off the phone to place their orders, checkout groceries, while talking to someone else in person...how RUDE! The equally bad part is how "hot" she thought she was. Sorry honey, subzero!

At The Top of The World

2007-08-22T11:41:00.000-07:00

Don't you hate it when somebody moves something that you specificly placed so you wouldn't be looking for it later.

You know how the senario goes: Who moved my sunglasses? Have you seen my sunglasses? They were right here! If I wanted them moved I would have moved them. What??? Hungh??? Oh, yeah, these. Who put those on my head without me knowing it?

2007-08-17T07:37:00.000-07:00

out of the darkness.....

My friend’s daughter was returning from her summer on the east coast. The drive home took her through a tunnel in the mountains. She grew concerned at the severe darkness. Her lights were on. What was the deal? She was straining to see…leaning up over the wheel, squinting trying to pierce the darkness. Upon her exit of the tunnel, a realization struck her…….

SHE WAS WEARING HER DARK SUNGLASSES!

Blonde Ambition

2007-08-16T09:02:00.000-07:00

They say blondes have more fun. Nothing runs like a deer. How do I get blondeer? Hmmm, I meant blonder, if thats a word. What is this blog about and nobody is watching you laugh. Its ok...blondes do have more fun...in fact, they just have more!